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Two and a Half Men
Description:
The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. After years they had little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold but domineering mother Evelyn, Allan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and contr
Episodes
Season 1
- Episode 1 - Pilot
- Episode 2 - Big Flappy Bastards
- Episode 3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Episode 4 - If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap
- Episode 5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
- Episode 6 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake
- Episode 8 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
- Episode 9 - Phase One, Complete
- Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving
- Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Episode 12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
- Episode 13 - Sara Like Puny Alan
- Episode 14 - Can’t Afford Hyenas
- Episode 15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
- Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
- Episode 17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
- Episode 18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick
- Episode 19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don’t Remember You
- Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Episode 22 - My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
- Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo
- Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
Season 2
- Episode 1 - Back Off Mary Poppins
- Episode 2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
- Episode 3 - A Bag Full of Jawea
- Episode 4 - Go Get Mommy’s Bra
- Episode 5 - Bad News from the Clinic
- Episode 6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
- Episode 7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
- Episode 8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
- Episode 9 - Yes, Monsignor
- Episode 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
- Episode 12 - A Lungful of Alan
- Episode 13 - Zejdz z Moich Wlos?w a.k.a. Get Off My Hair
- Episode 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
- Episode 15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
- Episode 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
- Episode 17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
- Episode 18 - It Was Mame, Mom
- Episode 19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
- Episode 20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
- Episode 21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
- Episode 22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
- Episode 23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
- Episode 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You?
Season 3
- Episode 1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
- Episode 2 - Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover
- Episode 3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
- Episode 4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
- Episode 5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
- Episode 6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
- Episode 7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin’ Pop
- Episode 8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
- Episode 9 - Madame and Her Special Friend
- Episode 10 - Something Salted and Twisted
- Episode 11 - Santa’s Village of the Damned
- Episode 12 - That Special Tug
- Episode 13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium
- Episode 14 - Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded
- Episode 15 - My Tongue is Meat
- Episode 16 - Ergo, The Booty Call
- Episode 17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
- Episode 18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
- Episode 19 - Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin
- Episode 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
- Episode 21 - And the Plot Moistens
- Episode 22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie
- Episode 23 - Arguments for the Quickie
- Episode 24 - That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite
Season 4
- Episode 1 - Working for Caligula
- Episode 2 - Who’s Vod Kanockers
- Episode 3 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
- Episode 4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
- Episode 5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
- Episode 6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
- Episode 7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
- Episode 8 - Release the Dogs
- Episode 9 - Corey’s Been Dead for an Hour
- Episode 10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
- Episode 11 - Walnuts and Demerol
- Episode 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
- Episode 13 - Don’t Worry, Speed Racer
- Episode 14 - That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami
- Episode 15 - My Damn Stalker
- Episode 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
- Episode 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
- Episode 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
- Episode 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll (1)
- Episode 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot (2)
- Episode 21 - Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
- Episode 22 - Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag
- Episode 23 - Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin
- Episode 24 - Baseball with Better Steroids
Season 5
- Episode 1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
- Episode 2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
- Episode 3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
- Episode 4 - City of Great Racks
- Episode 5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
- Episode 6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
- Episode 7 - The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room
- Episode 8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
- Episode 9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
- Episode 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
- Episode 11 - Meander To Your Dander
- Episode 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
- Episode 13 - The Soil is Moist
- Episode 14 - Winky-Dink Time
- Episode 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
- Episode 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Pretty
- Episode 17 - Fish in a Drawer
- Episode 18 - If My Hole Could Talk
- Episode 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 6
- Episode 1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
- Episode 2 - Pie Hole, Herb
- Episode 3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
- Episode 4 - The Flavin’ and the Mavin’
- Episode 5 - A Jock Strap In Hell
- Episode 6 - It’s Always Nazi Week
- Episode 7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
- Episode 8 - Pinocchio’s Mouth
- Episode 9 - The Mooch At The Boo
- Episode 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
- Episode 11 - The Devil’s Lube
- Episode 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
- Episode 13 - I Think You Offended Don
- Episode 14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
- Episode 15 - I’d Like to Start With the Cat
- Episode 16 - She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime
- Episode 17 - The ‘Ocu’ Or The ‘Pado’?
- Episode 18 - My Son’s Enormous Head
- Episode 19 - The Two Finger Rule
- Episode 20 - Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
- Episode 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
- Episode 22 - Sir Lancelot’s Litter Box
- Episode 23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
- Episode 24 - Baseball with Better Steroids
Season 7
- Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo
- Episode 2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
- Episode 3 - Mmm, fish. Yum.
- Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
- Episode 5 - For the Sake of the Child
- Episode 6 - Give Me Your Thumb
- Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth
- Episode 8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
- Episode 9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
- Episode 10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
- Episode 11 - Warning, It's Dirty
- Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
- Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps!
- Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For
- Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain
- Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
- Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache
- Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
- Episode 19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
- Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo
- Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey
- Episode 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 8
- Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
- Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
- Episode 3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
- Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
- Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
- Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
- Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
- Episode 8 - Springtime On A Stick
- Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
- Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
- Episode 11 - Dead From The Waist Down
- Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
- Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup
- Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
- Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
- Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
Movie Info
Category: Comedy
Release Date: September 22nd, 2003
Runtime: 50:30
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